"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Girl asks
- Thread starter Jizz
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
respond: I need someone who is rich and famous because I want her to support me and my lavish lifestyle. Oh and she needs to be able to cook too. Oh you aren't rich? Sorry, you're ruining your chances with me...
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
respond: Yes.
"Who do you fancy?"
respond: I fancy someone who is beautiful, intelligent, witty, and sexy... someone like.... ME. Then proceed to make out with your hand. LOL
Keeper
Master Don Juan
Funny? Yes.Originally posted by booga
Those are really funny
****y? No.
****y and Funny is a tool for attraction - I don't really use it myself, but I know enough about it to suggest that those responses wouldn't have any merit with the girl. She'd just chuckle and think you're a funny goofball. (Which isn't a bad thing - but I don't think it's what you're looking for.)
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
biker_gixxer
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I'm a type A, no wait, type B....I think. Maybe O? (as in blood types)
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???"
Define 'freak'. Is that a trick question?
"Who do you fancy?"
You mean besides me?
Rec_rejection_phobic
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just describe her (make it a little obvious), oh and once she gets the hint it's her, say; ".....but she can't have nose hair"
Noo, not me. But i do feel the need to make this world a better place and give all those women who never had an orgasam, the pleasure they so desperatly need, and deserve...(in sarcastic tone)
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it's a secret. I'd tell you, but you'll fall in love with me then and i'd have to choke you to deth (good place to initiate kino)(say it fast so it slips by her.)
"What is your type?" A. "Umm, lemme see....YOU ARE!" or "Wow, tough one, I think it's a cross between the bearded lady, Condolizza Rice and Mother Theresa wearing a brazilian bikini!"
"Your like a sex freak!!! do u love sex???" A. "Hell Yeah!! Especially if it involves ET, a herd of goats and a pack of condoms!"
or
"Only if it includes a pair of pit bulls, a crane and a Chinese midget!"
-Sapiens
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Master Don Juan
Uhm, no you didn't. I watched that whole DVD and havn't heard anything remotely close to the lines you used.
Friggin' noob.