"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Girl asks 'what do u do for a living?'

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Whats something c&f to the above.
Ive been saying

Her: What do u do for a living?'
Me: I sell slaves

Her: What do u do for a living?
Me: I work for kfc, i might get a promotion next week, bye bye toilets, hello cash register!'
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jon E

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Taco Bell....Im employee of the month.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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"I'm a Gigalo of course; by the way, I don't take personal checks." ;)
 

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I usually just lie and say "Personal Masseuse." Not really ****y or funny, but it gets their attention!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I tell them the truth...that I "work for the government." Then I cleverly sidestep any follow-up questions in a suspicious way. :D
 

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."
I like that one.... :p
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I use either " prizefighter" or "I live off my families wealth"

I saw a line on here , "I seduce rich woman out of there money"I used it last week and got a great reaction.
 

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B's nuts, you're a pragmatic genius.

So alphamale1, why don't you want her to know what you do? Is your job really gay, or boring or something?

When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "you know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
 

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'I'm a male stripper that works for wealthy house wives'
 

WaterTiger

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Originally posted by McKindley
When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "You know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
So THAT'S what they call those guys!;)

Just tell the girl what you do for a living. Not every question a girl asks is a shyt test. Sometimes it's just that they wat to get to know you better.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
 

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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
haha!!! thats a good one

here's my addition

"i sell condoms, shall i demonstrate?" (followed up by chuckles and her blushing and me finally telling her what i really do)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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