"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Girl asks 'what do u do for a living?'

alphamale1

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Whats something c&f to the above.
Ive been saying

Her: What do u do for a living?'
Me: I sell slaves

Her: What do u do for a living?
Me: I work for kfc, i might get a promotion next week, bye bye toilets, hello cash register!'
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Taco Bell....Im employee of the month.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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"I'm a Gigalo of course; by the way, I don't take personal checks." ;)
 

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I usually just lie and say "Personal Masseuse." Not really ****y or funny, but it gets their attention!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I tell them the truth...that I "work for the government." Then I cleverly sidestep any follow-up questions in a suspicious way. :D
 

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"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."
I like that one.... :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I use either " prizefighter" or "I live off my families wealth"

I saw a line on here , "I seduce rich woman out of there money"I used it last week and got a great reaction.
 

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B's nuts, you're a pragmatic genius.

So alphamale1, why don't you want her to know what you do? Is your job really gay, or boring or something?

When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "you know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
 

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'I'm a male stripper that works for wealthy house wives'
 

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Originally posted by McKindley
When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "You know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
So THAT'S what they call those guys!;)

Just tell the girl what you do for a living. Not every question a girl asks is a shyt test. Sometimes it's just that they wat to get to know you better.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
 

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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
haha!!! thats a good one

here's my addition

"i sell condoms, shall i demonstrate?" (followed up by chuckles and her blushing and me finally telling her what i really do)
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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