"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girl asks 'what do u do for a living?'

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Whats something c&f to the above.
Ive been saying

Her: What do u do for a living?'
Me: I sell slaves

Her: What do u do for a living?
Me: I work for kfc, i might get a promotion next week, bye bye toilets, hello cash register!'
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Taco Bell....Im employee of the month.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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"I'm a Gigalo of course; by the way, I don't take personal checks." ;)
 

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I usually just lie and say "Personal Masseuse." Not really ****y or funny, but it gets their attention!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I tell them the truth...that I "work for the government." Then I cleverly sidestep any follow-up questions in a suspicious way. :D
 

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
"I improve morale in between threats of getting fired."
I like that one.... :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I use either " prizefighter" or "I live off my families wealth"

I saw a line on here , "I seduce rich woman out of there money"I used it last week and got a great reaction.
 

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B's nuts, you're a pragmatic genius.

So alphamale1, why don't you want her to know what you do? Is your job really gay, or boring or something?

When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "you know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
 

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'I'm a male stripper that works for wealthy house wives'
 

WaterTiger

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Originally posted by McKindley
When girls ask me I just tell them. I say "You know that guy at the airport with the earmuffs and the orange sticks that tells the airplanes where to go? That's me." I don't necessarily tell them this way because I want to make my job sound interesting or cool, its just that if I say "I'm a ramp agent" they ask "what the hell is a ramp agent?"
So THAT'S what they call those guys!;)

Just tell the girl what you do for a living. Not every question a girl asks is a shyt test. Sometimes it's just that they wat to get to know you better.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Crank_It_Up

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research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
 

jakeyboy

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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
research and development for adam and eve adult toys.... followed by a few personal questions with a very deadpan expression. Sorry miss, don't mean to pry, it's just my job.
haha!!! thats a good one

here's my addition

"i sell condoms, shall i demonstrate?" (followed up by chuckles and her blushing and me finally telling her what i really do)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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