"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sounds like nexus is in the closet, but wanting to come out. sounds also like crazy asian is bi-curious.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
skirtChaser said:
sounds like nexus is in the closet, but wanting to come out. sounds also like crazy asian is bi-curious.
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Why does he keep making weird topics?:whistle:
 
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The Sperminator said:
He owes you a bj but he doesn't know that you know hes gay...
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lol those were the EXACT words that came to my mind too!:crackup:
 
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Nexus Polaris said:
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

It's also not gay if you're the pitcher and not the catcher.

A mouth knows no gender.

Am I forgetting any? My friends spout this off constantly.
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So did you believe them and give in? :rolleyes:
 
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Crazy Asian said:
he didn't "hit" on me, but he keeps on talking about how we need to hang out, and how he owes me a bj(long story). But he doesn't know that i know he's gay, his chick friend told me.
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He owes you a bj? :eek:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I knew a guy like this in college. I helped him with some math once because he was behind and then we started talking regularly in class (it was a very quiet, antisocial class). Anyways, one day he asks me if I could help him out some more. I say ok -thinking it was on campus like normal- and he hands me a piece of paper with his email address and phone number and tells me we should "make a day of it". I was questioning his motives at this point and my hunch ended up being true when a couple of weeks later we were talking about boredom and he suggested if I wanted to have a "good time", I should go to gay night at the pavillion (name of a nightclub around here). My ass always came to class late and I was the first to always leave after that day just to avoid conversation.
 
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Crazy Asian said:
he didn't "hit" on me, but he keeps on talking about how we need to hang out, and how he owes me a bj(long story). But he doesn't know that i know he's gay, his chick friend told me.
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why does he owe you a blow job:eek: ?

inst the answer to your question obvious "tell him you don't want to hang out"
or is there something more:rolleyes:
 
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If you knew my circle of friends, that's just common banter with us. The girls, too.

Although, there's a guy that's not exactly part of the circle that we all know who coined that last one. He used to get head from a tranny a lot. That was how he justified it.
 
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^ That's some straight up homophobe shìt right there.

Man, I have to quit smoking. I feel the need to respond to everything today.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Crazy Asian said:
so this gay guy has a crush on me.

and he keeps on asking me to hang out.

lol any of u guys have experience with this?
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"Leave Crazy Asian alone, or so help me... you will have to answer to his gay friend!"

Lol.

Get clarification. Who knows? He might just want to hang out. I don't ask out every woman I hang out with, and I'm not always looking to date them. But feel free to give him the "offended "are you KIDDING ME?!" look."

If you don't want to hang out with the dude, that's up to you. (I wouldn't go it alone, though, especially if the guy was telling me he wanted to give me a BJ.)

Still, use tact about saying no until he starts getting offensive or creepy.

See, one of my friends threatened a gay guy publicly when he was asked to hang out. Then a bunch of women who overheard the threats told me that it was a turn off to see my buddy threatening violence and freaking out like that.

So, you know... word to the wise.
 
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haha he owes me one cause when i didn't know he was gay, i asked him to do something (i forgot wut it was), but he couldn't, so he's like "ok well i'll just give you a free coupon for a bj".... now he keeps bringing it up on e-mail...
fvck, i'm really disgusted
 
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thats hot... it'd be so suave of you and don juan of you to take it. hit that sh1t! don't listen to these haters.

idiot.
 
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skirtChaser said:
nexus real name is george michael
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You gotta have faith.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Say "No" to ho-mos!!!!
 
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