"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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skirtChaser

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sounds like nexus is in the closet, but wanting to come out. sounds also like crazy asian is bi-curious.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
skirtChaser said:
sounds like nexus is in the closet, but wanting to come out. sounds also like crazy asian is bi-curious.
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Why does he keep making weird topics?:whistle:
 
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The Sperminator said:
He owes you a bj but he doesn't know that you know hes gay...
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lol those were the EXACT words that came to my mind too!:crackup:
 
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Nexus Polaris said:
It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

It's also not gay if you're the pitcher and not the catcher.

A mouth knows no gender.

Am I forgetting any? My friends spout this off constantly.
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So did you believe them and give in? :rolleyes:
 
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Crazy Asian said:
he didn't "hit" on me, but he keeps on talking about how we need to hang out, and how he owes me a bj(long story). But he doesn't know that i know he's gay, his chick friend told me.
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He owes you a bj? :eek:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I knew a guy like this in college. I helped him with some math once because he was behind and then we started talking regularly in class (it was a very quiet, antisocial class). Anyways, one day he asks me if I could help him out some more. I say ok -thinking it was on campus like normal- and he hands me a piece of paper with his email address and phone number and tells me we should "make a day of it". I was questioning his motives at this point and my hunch ended up being true when a couple of weeks later we were talking about boredom and he suggested if I wanted to have a "good time", I should go to gay night at the pavillion (name of a nightclub around here). My ass always came to class late and I was the first to always leave after that day just to avoid conversation.
 
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Crazy Asian said:
he didn't "hit" on me, but he keeps on talking about how we need to hang out, and how he owes me a bj(long story). But he doesn't know that i know he's gay, his chick friend told me.
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why does he owe you a blow job:eek: ?

inst the answer to your question obvious "tell him you don't want to hang out"
or is there something more:rolleyes:
 
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If you knew my circle of friends, that's just common banter with us. The girls, too.

Although, there's a guy that's not exactly part of the circle that we all know who coined that last one. He used to get head from a tranny a lot. That was how he justified it.
 
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^ That's some straight up homophobe shìt right there.

Man, I have to quit smoking. I feel the need to respond to everything today.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Crazy Asian said:
so this gay guy has a crush on me.

and he keeps on asking me to hang out.

lol any of u guys have experience with this?
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"Leave Crazy Asian alone, or so help me... you will have to answer to his gay friend!"

Lol.

Get clarification. Who knows? He might just want to hang out. I don't ask out every woman I hang out with, and I'm not always looking to date them. But feel free to give him the "offended "are you KIDDING ME?!" look."

If you don't want to hang out with the dude, that's up to you. (I wouldn't go it alone, though, especially if the guy was telling me he wanted to give me a BJ.)

Still, use tact about saying no until he starts getting offensive or creepy.

See, one of my friends threatened a gay guy publicly when he was asked to hang out. Then a bunch of women who overheard the threats told me that it was a turn off to see my buddy threatening violence and freaking out like that.

So, you know... word to the wise.
 
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haha he owes me one cause when i didn't know he was gay, i asked him to do something (i forgot wut it was), but he couldn't, so he's like "ok well i'll just give you a free coupon for a bj".... now he keeps bringing it up on e-mail...
fvck, i'm really disgusted
 
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thats hot... it'd be so suave of you and don juan of you to take it. hit that sh1t! don't listen to these haters.

idiot.
 
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skirtChaser said:
nexus real name is george michael
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You gotta have faith.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Say "No" to ho-mos!!!!
 
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