Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Fvck her right in the pvssy!

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http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-****-her-right-in-the-*****-kil-1635466887
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "**** her right in the *****" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "**** her right in the *****" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting it on live news broadcasts.

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/sp...s-winston-obscenities-fsu-table-top/15764845/
Jameis Winston apologized to Florida State University, his coaches and his teammates during a press conference this afternoon after he was suspended for the first half against Clemson this Saturday for "offensive and vulgar" comments he made Tuesday.


http://gawker.com/****-her-right-in-the-*****-is-the-worst-hoax-of-the-1578683056
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
20 years ago this story wouldn't have reached the school news paper. This day and age, you're in the public eye and you step out of line, you're fvcked. Especially with what he's been through. Conclusion: this guy is an idiot.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
Exactly. You guys have to realize that his guy has been skating on thin ice for 2 years now. Many people think he should have been suspended for multiple games already for his past issues. So this is just the thing that finally tipped him over the edge. And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
 

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Who cares if he shouted that? People are always making a big deal out of every minute thing that happens. All of a sudden everyone runs for cover at the slightest occurrence.
 
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And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
Clemson isn't a small edge, first half or not.. As a Florida State fan, I'm nervous.
 

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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson
 
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backbreaker said:
now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson

Well, I guess at least backbreaker is confident. An Arkansas fan is confident. Not sure what that means.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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winston could be in deep ****. could be gone for good.
 

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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
 
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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
Sean Maguire looked like he was lost out there.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ƒUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSS¥!

*Beavis Voice* "Yeah! Yeah! Do it! DO IT!! Hmm... Hrm-hmm..."
 
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