"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Fvck her right in the pvssy!

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http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-****-her-right-in-the-*****-kil-1635466887
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "**** her right in the *****" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "**** her right in the *****" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting it on live news broadcasts.

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/sp...s-winston-obscenities-fsu-table-top/15764845/
Jameis Winston apologized to Florida State University, his coaches and his teammates during a press conference this afternoon after he was suspended for the first half against Clemson this Saturday for "offensive and vulgar" comments he made Tuesday.


http://gawker.com/****-her-right-in-the-*****-is-the-worst-hoax-of-the-1578683056
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
 
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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
20 years ago this story wouldn't have reached the school news paper. This day and age, you're in the public eye and you step out of line, you're fvcked. Especially with what he's been through. Conclusion: this guy is an idiot.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
Exactly. You guys have to realize that his guy has been skating on thin ice for 2 years now. Many people think he should have been suspended for multiple games already for his past issues. So this is just the thing that finally tipped him over the edge. And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
 

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Who cares if he shouted that? People are always making a big deal out of every minute thing that happens. All of a sudden everyone runs for cover at the slightest occurrence.
 
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And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
Clemson isn't a small edge, first half or not.. As a Florida State fan, I'm nervous.
 

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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson
 
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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson

Well, I guess at least backbreaker is confident. An Arkansas fan is confident. Not sure what that means.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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winston could be in deep ****. could be gone for good.
 

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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
 
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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
Sean Maguire looked like he was lost out there.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ƒUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSS¥!

*Beavis Voice* "Yeah! Yeah! Do it! DO IT!! Hmm... Hrm-hmm..."
 
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