"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fvck her right in the pvssy!

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http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-****-her-right-in-the-*****-kil-1635466887
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "**** her right in the *****" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "**** her right in the *****" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting it on live news broadcasts.

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/sp...s-winston-obscenities-fsu-table-top/15764845/
Jameis Winston apologized to Florida State University, his coaches and his teammates during a press conference this afternoon after he was suspended for the first half against Clemson this Saturday for "offensive and vulgar" comments he made Tuesday.


http://gawker.com/****-her-right-in-the-*****-is-the-worst-hoax-of-the-1578683056
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
20 years ago this story wouldn't have reached the school news paper. This day and age, you're in the public eye and you step out of line, you're fvcked. Especially with what he's been through. Conclusion: this guy is an idiot.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
Exactly. You guys have to realize that his guy has been skating on thin ice for 2 years now. Many people think he should have been suspended for multiple games already for his past issues. So this is just the thing that finally tipped him over the edge. And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
 

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Who cares if he shouted that? People are always making a big deal out of every minute thing that happens. All of a sudden everyone runs for cover at the slightest occurrence.
 
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And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
Clemson isn't a small edge, first half or not.. As a Florida State fan, I'm nervous.
 

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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson
 
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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson

Well, I guess at least backbreaker is confident. An Arkansas fan is confident. Not sure what that means.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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winston could be in deep ****. could be gone for good.
 

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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
 
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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
Sean Maguire looked like he was lost out there.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ƒUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSS¥!

*Beavis Voice* "Yeah! Yeah! Do it! DO IT!! Hmm... Hrm-hmm..."
 
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