"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Fvck her right in the pvssy!

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http://deadspin.com/jameis-winston-yells-****-her-right-in-the-*****-kil-1635466887
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "**** her right in the *****" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "**** her right in the *****" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting it on live news broadcasts.

http://www.tallahassee.com/story/sp...s-winston-obscenities-fsu-table-top/15764845/
Jameis Winston apologized to Florida State University, his coaches and his teammates during a press conference this afternoon after he was suspended for the first half against Clemson this Saturday for "offensive and vulgar" comments he made Tuesday.


http://gawker.com/****-her-right-in-the-*****-is-the-worst-hoax-of-the-1578683056
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
 
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As a social experiment, it would be interesting to me if a lesbo captain of an FSU women's sports team were to stand on a table and scream the same thing - would the punishment be the same? Somehow I doubt it.
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
 

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
20 years ago this story wouldn't have reached the school news paper. This day and age, you're in the public eye and you step out of line, you're fvcked. Especially with what he's been through. Conclusion: this guy is an idiot.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
Well, women's sports don't make the university millions of dollars. The money that the football program brings in actually funds the other sports.

Also, this guy beat a rape charge last year. You'd think he would know better than to yell anything about fvcking pvssy in public.

As if that wasn't enough, he also got caught shoplifting not too long ago. They had to punish him at some point.
Exactly. You guys have to realize that his guy has been skating on thin ice for 2 years now. Many people think he should have been suspended for multiple games already for his past issues. So this is just the thing that finally tipped him over the edge. And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
 

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Who cares if he shouted that? People are always making a big deal out of every minute thing that happens. All of a sudden everyone runs for cover at the slightest occurrence.
 
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And even as it is, it's a very small edge. The first half of a game is nothing.
Clemson isn't a small edge, first half or not.. As a Florida State fan, I'm nervous.
 

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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson
 
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now it's a full game

lol and FSu is still gonna win. because clemson is still clemson

Well, I guess at least backbreaker is confident. An Arkansas fan is confident. Not sure what that means.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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winston could be in deep ****. could be gone for good.
 

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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
 
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Jameis Winston's stock went up tonight. His team looked mediocre without him. Maybe they would have sucked with him, too, but we don't know that. Everyone will think it's because he wasn't playing.

If they had lost, he would look like a troublemaker who blew a national championship. But since they squeaked out a win, all anyone will remember is that he is obviously their mvp.
Sean Maguire looked like he was lost out there.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ƒUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSS¥!

*Beavis Voice* "Yeah! Yeah! Do it! DO IT!! Hmm... Hrm-hmm..."
 
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