"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hmm... just curious. Are these a good idea to have? I've got lots of plain, but nice, designer t-shirts. Wondering if I should print out some freaky labels and iron 'em on.

I've seen plenty of examples out there: here are a few:

http://www.exbyte.net/viewpic.php?id=1354

http://codebetter.com/blogs/images/codebetter_com/darrell.norton/4/o_tshirt.jpg

http://www.doseuk.com/Images/lesbians.gif

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/funny-t-shirts/sex-t-shirts/sex-offender.jpg

I'm sure you get the idea.

Don't normally wear clothes that attract attention... maybe it wouldn't be too bad of an idea if I did? Hmm...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wouldn't wear any of those. Imagine the look on the girls face when you explain the open source one. . .
 

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Hmm... Yeah, it'll be quite annoying having to explain your tshirt to every person you chat to. :p
 

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How about going out in a t-shirt with 'i'd fcuk me' on it.

Sorry Shezzler I just had to post this LOL


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G-man
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mmm... check flea markets. Flea markets are what we call China Town, I guess. :)

Otherwise just print your own. Other than that I have no idea where else in the States to get 'em.
 

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I used to wear a black shirt that read "FSCK"... but most of these statement shirts are just soo juvenile.
 

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www.tshirthell.com

Best ever.


Check out the 'Worse than hell' section if you've got a sense of humor and don't get easily offended.
 

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I got a t-shirt made up that simply says

"Why are all the pretty ones insane?"

across the front.. So far its led to a few ugly girls approaching me or commenting on it as they pass, and other people obviously noticing it and pointing at me.. only worn it once or twice so far tho
 

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my only advice on so called "funny" shirts is this: Don't wear them expecting people to comment on them.

Wear them because the color works or because it makes you laugh but don't wear it as a conversation starter (i.e. "hey, like my shirt?"). Best advice I can offer is get shirts with designs on them too. Shirts with just words are getting a lil old and played out.


but that t-shirt hell is funny as balls.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My brother has a t-shirt that says:

"I put out on the first date"
 

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My favorite t-shirt quote is "IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS, ITS GONNA GIVE YOU PROBLEMS"......the guy wearing was working on a car at a car show too!....classic.
 

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how many "i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"
i always thought that one was hilarious
 

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Since this thread seems to be "name a funny t-shirt", it's off to AE instead of being closed... :rolleyes:
 
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