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Hmm... just curious. Are these a good idea to have? I've got lots of plain, but nice, designer t-shirts. Wondering if I should print out some freaky labels and iron 'em on.

I've seen plenty of examples out there: here are a few:

http://www.exbyte.net/viewpic.php?id=1354

http://codebetter.com/blogs/images/codebetter_com/darrell.norton/4/o_tshirt.jpg

http://www.doseuk.com/Images/lesbians.gif

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/funny-t-shirts/sex-t-shirts/sex-offender.jpg

I'm sure you get the idea.

Don't normally wear clothes that attract attention... maybe it wouldn't be too bad of an idea if I did? Hmm...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

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I wouldn't wear any of those. Imagine the look on the girls face when you explain the open source one. . .
 

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Hmm... Yeah, it'll be quite annoying having to explain your tshirt to every person you chat to. :p
 

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How about going out in a t-shirt with 'i'd fcuk me' on it.

Sorry Shezzler I just had to post this LOL


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Mmm... check flea markets. Flea markets are what we call China Town, I guess. :)

Otherwise just print your own. Other than that I have no idea where else in the States to get 'em.
 

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I used to wear a black shirt that read "FSCK"... but most of these statement shirts are just soo juvenile.
 

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www.tshirthell.com

Best ever.


Check out the 'Worse than hell' section if you've got a sense of humor and don't get easily offended.
 

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I got a t-shirt made up that simply says

"Why are all the pretty ones insane?"

across the front.. So far its led to a few ugly girls approaching me or commenting on it as they pass, and other people obviously noticing it and pointing at me.. only worn it once or twice so far tho
 

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my only advice on so called "funny" shirts is this: Don't wear them expecting people to comment on them.

Wear them because the color works or because it makes you laugh but don't wear it as a conversation starter (i.e. "hey, like my shirt?"). Best advice I can offer is get shirts with designs on them too. Shirts with just words are getting a lil old and played out.


but that t-shirt hell is funny as balls.
 

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My brother has a t-shirt that says:

"I put out on the first date"
 

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My favorite t-shirt quote is "IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS, ITS GONNA GIVE YOU PROBLEMS"......the guy wearing was working on a car at a car show too!....classic.
 

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how many "i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"
i always thought that one was hilarious
 

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Since this thread seems to be "name a funny t-shirt", it's off to AE instead of being closed... :rolleyes:
 
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