“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Funny T-Shirts

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Hmm... just curious. Are these a good idea to have? I've got lots of plain, but nice, designer t-shirts. Wondering if I should print out some freaky labels and iron 'em on.

I've seen plenty of examples out there: here are a few:

http://www.exbyte.net/viewpic.php?id=1354

http://codebetter.com/blogs/images/codebetter_com/darrell.norton/4/o_tshirt.jpg

http://www.doseuk.com/Images/lesbians.gif

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/funny-t-shirts/sex-t-shirts/sex-offender.jpg

I'm sure you get the idea.

Don't normally wear clothes that attract attention... maybe it wouldn't be too bad of an idea if I did? Hmm...
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I wouldn't wear any of those. Imagine the look on the girls face when you explain the open source one. . .
 

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Hmm... Yeah, it'll be quite annoying having to explain your tshirt to every person you chat to. :p
 

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How about going out in a t-shirt with 'i'd fcuk me' on it.

Sorry Shezzler I just had to post this LOL


:crackup:

G-man
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Mmm... check flea markets. Flea markets are what we call China Town, I guess. :)

Otherwise just print your own. Other than that I have no idea where else in the States to get 'em.
 

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I used to wear a black shirt that read "FSCK"... but most of these statement shirts are just soo juvenile.
 

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www.tshirthell.com

Best ever.


Check out the 'Worse than hell' section if you've got a sense of humor and don't get easily offended.
 

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I got a t-shirt made up that simply says

"Why are all the pretty ones insane?"

across the front.. So far its led to a few ugly girls approaching me or commenting on it as they pass, and other people obviously noticing it and pointing at me.. only worn it once or twice so far tho
 

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my only advice on so called "funny" shirts is this: Don't wear them expecting people to comment on them.

Wear them because the color works or because it makes you laugh but don't wear it as a conversation starter (i.e. "hey, like my shirt?"). Best advice I can offer is get shirts with designs on them too. Shirts with just words are getting a lil old and played out.


but that t-shirt hell is funny as balls.
 

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My brother has a t-shirt that says:

"I put out on the first date"
 

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My favorite t-shirt quote is "IF ITS GOT TITS OR WHEELS, ITS GONNA GIVE YOU PROBLEMS"......the guy wearing was working on a car at a car show too!....classic.
 

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how many "i dont trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die"
i always thought that one was hilarious
 

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Since this thread seems to be "name a funny t-shirt", it's off to AE instead of being closed... :rolleyes:
 
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