"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Tiga

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Ok, me and my g/f have been dating for a while. We have sex EVERY time I come over. It seemed like she wasn't enjoying it as much as she did when we first started having sex.

Anyways, today I decided to try something. I came over and tried to make out with her. She wouldn't let me at first but then she couldn't resist cuz she wants me so bad. I suggested that she get some chocolate syrup. We kissed with the syrup. I put it on her boobs and made a lil sundae for myself. I was pretty hungry anyways. After that, I made a chocolate pie and we 69ed.

Now this is something I haven't done before. After I got too horny, I finally stuck it in and out 3 times, reeeeeeeeeeally slowly. I stopped and said, "want more?" She said, "YES!!." I stuck it in and out 3 more times. I asked her again, "want more?" She was pulling me towards her with her legs. Looks like she wanted to eat me or something.. Boy that was scary. Anyways, I finally said, "Ok, we'll finish up tonight."

She said, "WHAT!? UR FINISHING THIS!" I said, "Oh, we will =]." Her jaw DROPPED TO THE SOUTH POLE. I proceeded to get dress and left with a smile. I left her there naked and all alone. I was cracking up when I left. I thought it was pretty funny. :D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Vincent

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I can already tell you guys are gonna go crazy on each other tonight ;)

Good work man
 

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LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
she wants you bad
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
If you do, she'll relieve you of them anyways.
 

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good on ya mate! ***** teaser... she's gonna be wild for you from now on. haha
 
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