"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tiga

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Ok, me and my g/f have been dating for a while. We have sex EVERY time I come over. It seemed like she wasn't enjoying it as much as she did when we first started having sex.

Anyways, today I decided to try something. I came over and tried to make out with her. She wouldn't let me at first but then she couldn't resist cuz she wants me so bad. I suggested that she get some chocolate syrup. We kissed with the syrup. I put it on her boobs and made a lil sundae for myself. I was pretty hungry anyways. After that, I made a chocolate pie and we 69ed.

Now this is something I haven't done before. After I got too horny, I finally stuck it in and out 3 times, reeeeeeeeeeally slowly. I stopped and said, "want more?" She said, "YES!!." I stuck it in and out 3 more times. I asked her again, "want more?" She was pulling me towards her with her legs. Looks like she wanted to eat me or something.. Boy that was scary. Anyways, I finally said, "Ok, we'll finish up tonight."

She said, "WHAT!? UR FINISHING THIS!" I said, "Oh, we will =]." Her jaw DROPPED TO THE SOUTH POLE. I proceeded to get dress and left with a smile. I left her there naked and all alone. I was cracking up when I left. I thought it was pretty funny. :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I can already tell you guys are gonna go crazy on each other tonight ;)

Good work man
 

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LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
she wants you bad
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
If you do, she'll relieve you of them anyways.
 

jakeyboy

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good on ya mate! ***** teaser... she's gonna be wild for you from now on. haha
 
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