"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tiga

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Ok, me and my g/f have been dating for a while. We have sex EVERY time I come over. It seemed like she wasn't enjoying it as much as she did when we first started having sex.

Anyways, today I decided to try something. I came over and tried to make out with her. She wouldn't let me at first but then she couldn't resist cuz she wants me so bad. I suggested that she get some chocolate syrup. We kissed with the syrup. I put it on her boobs and made a lil sundae for myself. I was pretty hungry anyways. After that, I made a chocolate pie and we 69ed.

Now this is something I haven't done before. After I got too horny, I finally stuck it in and out 3 times, reeeeeeeeeeally slowly. I stopped and said, "want more?" She said, "YES!!." I stuck it in and out 3 more times. I asked her again, "want more?" She was pulling me towards her with her legs. Looks like she wanted to eat me or something.. Boy that was scary. Anyways, I finally said, "Ok, we'll finish up tonight."

She said, "WHAT!? UR FINISHING THIS!" I said, "Oh, we will =]." Her jaw DROPPED TO THE SOUTH POLE. I proceeded to get dress and left with a smile. I left her there naked and all alone. I was cracking up when I left. I thought it was pretty funny. :D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I can already tell you guys are gonna go crazy on each other tonight ;)

Good work man
 

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LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
she wants you bad
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Tiga
LOL.. she just texted me saying she hates me and hopes that I get BLUE BALLS.
If you do, she'll relieve you of them anyways.
 

jakeyboy

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good on ya mate! ***** teaser... she's gonna be wild for you from now on. haha
 
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