The Sperminator
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Check this short film out about the friend zone my friend made it for class. It's pretty funny and accurate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWfAiD3SaE
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Funny short film about the friendzone
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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hahahaha hilarious
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reminds me of me
The Sperminator
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Haha I can't lie either this actually did happen to me but maybe not this bad. Hard to watch feels like someone stabbing me lol.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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:crackup:
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My friend is going to do another comedy short, anyone have any funny ideas like about dating or relationships. Similar to this short.
I'm sure something about buying girls drinks or taking them to endless dinners only to get denied time and time again would go over well with the masses.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Over the top gestures which don't seem over the top for an AFC.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
CP3WOO
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Poor schmuck! Ouch! I think everyone on this board has been there before. I know I have f'n TWICE!
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
LOL. Wonder when this movie do come out:::
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU