The Sperminator
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Check this short film out about the friend zone my friend made it for class. It's pretty funny and accurate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWfAiD3SaE
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Funny short film about the friendzone
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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hahahaha hilarious
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reminds me of me
The Sperminator
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Haha I can't lie either this actually did happen to me but maybe not this bad. Hard to watch feels like someone stabbing me lol.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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:crackup:
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My friend is going to do another comedy short, anyone have any funny ideas like about dating or relationships. Similar to this short.
I'm sure something about buying girls drinks or taking them to endless dinners only to get denied time and time again would go over well with the masses.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Over the top gestures which don't seem over the top for an AFC.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
CP3WOO
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Poor schmuck! Ouch! I think everyone on this board has been there before. I know I have f'n TWICE!
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
LOL. Wonder when this movie do come out:::
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU