The Sperminator
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Check this short film out about the friend zone my friend made it for class. It's pretty funny and accurate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWfAiD3SaE
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Funny short film about the friendzone
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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hahahaha hilarious
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reminds me of me
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Haha I can't lie either this actually did happen to me but maybe not this bad. Hard to watch feels like someone stabbing me lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
coolf1r3
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:crackup:
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My friend is going to do another comedy short, anyone have any funny ideas like about dating or relationships. Similar to this short.
I'm sure something about buying girls drinks or taking them to endless dinners only to get denied time and time again would go over well with the masses.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Over the top gestures which don't seem over the top for an AFC.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
CP3WOO
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Poor schmuck! Ouch! I think everyone on this board has been there before. I know I have f'n TWICE!
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
LOL. Wonder when this movie do come out:::
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU