The Sperminator
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Check this short film out about the friend zone my friend made it for class. It's pretty funny and accurate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWfAiD3SaE
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funny short film about the friendzone
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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hahahaha hilarious
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reminds me of me
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Haha I can't lie either this actually did happen to me but maybe not this bad. Hard to watch feels like someone stabbing me lol.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
coolf1r3
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:crackup:
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My friend is going to do another comedy short, anyone have any funny ideas like about dating or relationships. Similar to this short.
I'm sure something about buying girls drinks or taking them to endless dinners only to get denied time and time again would go over well with the masses.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.
I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Over the top gestures which don't seem over the top for an AFC.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day
1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.
CP3WOO
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Poor schmuck! Ouch! I think everyone on this board has been there before. I know I have f'n TWICE!
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
LOL. Wonder when this movie do come out:::
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU
The Jerk Theory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrnezHLLHdU