"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Funny short film about the friendzone

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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reminds me of me
 

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Haha I can't lie either this actually did happen to me but maybe not this bad. Hard to watch feels like someone stabbing me lol.
 

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Gah! i watched about 1 and a half minutes of it before closing, i thank god everyday i'm not like that anymore.

I did burst out laughing at her "Aw Doug! I knew you weren't gay!!!"

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Relly good job, I was never that bad, but i laughed multiple times

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That guys is beyond hope, what did they have been teaching to him ?
 

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My friend is going to do another comedy short, anyone have any funny ideas like about dating or relationships. Similar to this short.
 

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I'm sure something about buying girls drinks or taking them to endless dinners only to get denied time and time again would go over well with the masses.

Or even better...actually having a g/f but being pússy-whipped and doing/buying absolutely everything she wants, hoping you'll finally get some.

I would have suggested something regarding one-itis or stalking but the first video somewhat addressed it already.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Over the top gestures which don't seem over the top for an AFC.

I'd suggest a well planned out gift giving session. like, in the course of a day have the girl get the following in this order for her b-day

1: Card with handwritten original poem
2: Card with Teddy Bear
3: Bigger Teddy Bear with Flowers
4: A serenade by a hired singer with some kind of instrument
5: Expensive jewelry being worn by a Teddy Bear with flowers and a card. Delivered by a serenading singer.

:p
 

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Poor schmuck! Ouch! I think everyone on this board has been there before. I know I have f'n TWICE!

He was worse though...He played All by Myself Celin Deion...I played Nothing Compares by Sinead O'Connor. No Care Bare either
 
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