"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Her "Huh?"
You "You must be tired, you've been running through my dreams all night.... screaming"
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"Heyyyyy! I posted on a website asking random guys what the best opening line would be to talk to a hot girl and come off sounding funny and cool, but everyone gave me lame answers so i'm using my plight as my opener, how's it working so far?" - followed by a ****y grin...
Sometimes the truth can be the funniest haha.
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love this one got to try it tomorrowAllurre said:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Mistic
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Here's a clue. Find something relative to the moment that you can point out, and make it seem funny from your unique perspective, like a comedian does. Canned stuff usually comes off weak because it's not real. All you guys looking for short cuts and magic bullets are going the wrong direction.
It's like the comic who says, " you'll never believe what happened on my drive to the show tonight . . . "
It's bullsh!t. Nothing happened. He thought that sh!t up months ago, and pretends it just happened. But everyone knows its bs, just part of his routine. A real comedian like Cris Rock for example never makes up bs to get a laugh. He gives you his unique perspective on life, which is funny, and real. See the difference?
You cant be funny unless your witty. And wit is never scripted.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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If you don't think that bl0wjob line is funny, you're boring, lucky for you there are plenty of boring girls out thereMistic said:
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Of course it's funny. But what % of girls do you think this would work onProselytiser said:If you don't think that bl0wjob line is funny, you're boring, lucky for you there are plenty of boring girls out there
Again, if your not a funny person, nothing like this is going to work for you. Here's the problem with trying to be funny with canned stuff. You run out of funny real quick. Then what, you go on talking about stuff that isn't funny. Why open with something funny if you are not going to keep them laughing?
If ur not fuuny, dont try to be. I you are, you can do better than stupid jokes like this.
Try to process this: People who arent funny tell jokes. People who are funny, create fun in the moment. This is what women like. Telling jokes to get women to laugh is a looser approach, and makes you look lame.
I am a stand up comedian btw, and I specialize in making women laugh, which is why I am successful. I know the "appropriate" funny things to say in a given situation, and it is always improv.
Say you get them to laugh, and you actually get in with the set, or the girl, then, because
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It's still funny, and there's no line out there that will directly result in you getting laid, it's just a quick way to start a conversation.Mistic said:Of course it's funny. But what % of girls do you think this would work on
Here's the problem with trying to be funny with canned stuff. You run out of funny real quick. Then what, you go on talking about stuff that isn't funny. Why open with something funny if you are not going to keep them laughing?
If ur not fuuny, dont try to be. I you are, you can do better than stupid jokes like this.
Try to process this: People who arent funny tell jokes. People who are funny, create fun in the moment. This is what women like. Telling jokes to get women to laugh is a looser approach, and makes you look lame.
I am a stand up comedian btw, and I specialize in making women laugh, which is why I am successful. I know the "appropriate" funny things to say in a given situation, and it is always improv.
Say you get them to laugh, and you actually get in with the set, or the girl, then, because
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.