"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny Halloween costume ideas?

cordoncordon

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My gf and I are going on a Halloween Booze Cruize party in Long Beach this Saturday and we are wanting to go as something funny and/or sexy. She is pretty hot, I'm not bad myself, so we are open to pretty much anything. Any of you guys have any good ideas? Would much appreciate it. Last year in Vegas she went as a Catholic School girl and I was a priest haha. The costumes don't absolutely have to go together, though it would be nice.

Post any of your ideas or what you are wearing as well.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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cordon....just take your clothes off. That would be the funniest Halloween costume I can think of. You'll have people laughing and pointing at you all night! hehe
 

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Steve jobs. For a prop you can use a cow's liver... maybe a calf. It's about the size and shape of a human liver.
 

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If you two are in good shape and pretty hot like you say then go as Adam and Eve. Saw it once and was impressed. Sexy for sure. And some maple leaves make it a cheap costume.
 

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1. Borat swimsuit

2. Spartan (think 300), even better if you are a little out of shape.

3. Male dancer (skintight clothing), go to a sex toy shop and buy a big thick long rubbery c0ck. Slip it down your skintight pants and orient it so it actually looks like yours. It should 'bleed through' your tight pants.

Women will be staring at you (and it) all night. You and your missus will be swatting them away all night.

If people ask what you are, tell them you're <insert famous dancer here>. Pretend the c0ck is not part of your costume, act like its yours.

4. Pull up a list of all past-present US Presidents. Pick the one that most looks like you. Dress suave, and alter your appearance to look as much like them as possible.

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Some pretty creative ideas on the internet if you run a few Google searches.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Wear your pink Looney Tunes man thong, construction boots and a cowboy hat. That'll do the trick.
 

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Go as Bernanke, spreading tp rolls of counterfeit paper money and the destruction of leftist economic dictatorship central banking.
 

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You should dress up as a dinner plate, she should dress normally.

Tell everyone your girl loves doing dishes.
 

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My Lt. Dangle costume from Reno 911 was always popular with the ladies.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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cordoncordon

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Tonight we are going as her...a yoga instructor, and me....Tony Horton from P 90 X.
 

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5string said:
cordon....just take your clothes off. That would be the funniest Halloween costume I can think of. You'll have people laughing and pointing at you all night! hehe
And if they ask your Adam & Eve

;)
 

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i went as the red ranger from power rangers.

I had tons of people giving me high fives, calling me Jason, girls laughing at me, i would just randomly walk up to girls and start dancing with them and they couldn't stop giggling.

My friends were flash and skeeter from doug.
 
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