"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny Halloween costume ideas?

cordoncordon

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My gf and I are going on a Halloween Booze Cruize party in Long Beach this Saturday and we are wanting to go as something funny and/or sexy. She is pretty hot, I'm not bad myself, so we are open to pretty much anything. Any of you guys have any good ideas? Would much appreciate it. Last year in Vegas she went as a Catholic School girl and I was a priest haha. The costumes don't absolutely have to go together, though it would be nice.

Post any of your ideas or what you are wearing as well.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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cordon....just take your clothes off. That would be the funniest Halloween costume I can think of. You'll have people laughing and pointing at you all night! hehe
 

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Steve jobs. For a prop you can use a cow's liver... maybe a calf. It's about the size and shape of a human liver.
 

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If you two are in good shape and pretty hot like you say then go as Adam and Eve. Saw it once and was impressed. Sexy for sure. And some maple leaves make it a cheap costume.
 

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1. Borat swimsuit

2. Spartan (think 300), even better if you are a little out of shape.

3. Male dancer (skintight clothing), go to a sex toy shop and buy a big thick long rubbery c0ck. Slip it down your skintight pants and orient it so it actually looks like yours. It should 'bleed through' your tight pants.

Women will be staring at you (and it) all night. You and your missus will be swatting them away all night.

If people ask what you are, tell them you're <insert famous dancer here>. Pretend the c0ck is not part of your costume, act like its yours.

4. Pull up a list of all past-present US Presidents. Pick the one that most looks like you. Dress suave, and alter your appearance to look as much like them as possible.

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Some pretty creative ideas on the internet if you run a few Google searches.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wear your pink Looney Tunes man thong, construction boots and a cowboy hat. That'll do the trick.
 

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Go as Bernanke, spreading tp rolls of counterfeit paper money and the destruction of leftist economic dictatorship central banking.
 

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You should dress up as a dinner plate, she should dress normally.

Tell everyone your girl loves doing dishes.
 

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My Lt. Dangle costume from Reno 911 was always popular with the ladies.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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cordoncordon

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Tonight we are going as her...a yoga instructor, and me....Tony Horton from P 90 X.
 

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5string said:
cordon....just take your clothes off. That would be the funniest Halloween costume I can think of. You'll have people laughing and pointing at you all night! hehe
And if they ask your Adam & Eve

;)
 

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i went as the red ranger from power rangers.

I had tons of people giving me high fives, calling me Jason, girls laughing at me, i would just randomly walk up to girls and start dancing with them and they couldn't stop giggling.

My friends were flash and skeeter from doug.
 
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