"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Funny club pickup line

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Yeah pickup lines are ghey :) but this one is lame and funny and it works even in girls in group.
"aye can anyone of you send me this song on msn? (or yahoo)"

then i asked the bytch if she has a webcam and they laughed even more.
try it out if you're on a lame mood :p
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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hahahaha! 5 stars! Brillient!

"do you have a webcam?"

Bahahaha!! *wipes tear*. Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish i had that kind of wit.
 
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"aye" haha.. nah i dont make it sound that way
i didnt even say it in english since im clubbing in sweden :)
but say "hey" or something hehe
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Brilliant stuff! Keep it up my man!
 
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You could put a patch on your eye and call them a wench...that usually goes over pretty good. :D
 
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Originally posted by Fender
Lmao, sorry, i don't get it!:eek: :confused:
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i asked them if anyone could send the song on msn.. the song that the DJ (discjockey) played in the club :)
 
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Lol!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
 
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If he was a pirate the chicks would be trying to pick HIM up.
 
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It's funny because it's blatant piracy and offsets social norms. Eg. sending mp3 to him.

I guess it'll only work in certain circles, but remember kids, if you come off as funny, everything is funny.
 
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Flabbergasped? said:
How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
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404 personality not found lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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when im in a silly mood i high five everybody
 
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Being a pirate works great for chicks. When I sarge I always put on my best eye patch and hook hand... heh seriously though, pickup lines are kind of dumb, just do stuff on the spot, "hello" works as good as anything and you can get into more complex lines after you start talking to her.
 
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I don't get it. How is this funny?
 
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Erm, that seriously wouldn't work anywhere but a computer convention.
 
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