"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Funny club pickup line

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rapsta

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Yeah pickup lines are ghey :) but this one is lame and funny and it works even in girls in group.
"aye can anyone of you send me this song on msn? (or yahoo)"

then i asked the bytch if she has a webcam and they laughed even more.
try it out if you're on a lame mood :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hahahaha! 5 stars! Brillient!

"do you have a webcam?"

Bahahaha!! *wipes tear*. Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish i had that kind of wit.
 
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rapsta

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"aye" haha.. nah i dont make it sound that way
i didnt even say it in english since im clubbing in sweden :)
but say "hey" or something hehe
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Brilliant stuff! Keep it up my man!
 
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You could put a patch on your eye and call them a wench...that usually goes over pretty good. :D
 
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Originally posted by Fender
Lmao, sorry, i don't get it!:eek: :confused:
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i asked them if anyone could send the song on msn.. the song that the DJ (discjockey) played in the club :)
 
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Lol!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Flabbergasped?

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How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
 
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If he was a pirate the chicks would be trying to pick HIM up.
 
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It's funny because it's blatant piracy and offsets social norms. Eg. sending mp3 to him.

I guess it'll only work in certain circles, but remember kids, if you come off as funny, everything is funny.
 
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Flabbergasped? said:
How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
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404 personality not found lol
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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when im in a silly mood i high five everybody
 
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Being a pirate works great for chicks. When I sarge I always put on my best eye patch and hook hand... heh seriously though, pickup lines are kind of dumb, just do stuff on the spot, "hello" works as good as anything and you can get into more complex lines after you start talking to her.
 
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I don't get it. How is this funny?
 
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Erm, that seriously wouldn't work anywhere but a computer convention.
 
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