"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny club pickup line

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rapsta

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Yeah pickup lines are ghey :) but this one is lame and funny and it works even in girls in group.
"aye can anyone of you send me this song on msn? (or yahoo)"

then i asked the bytch if she has a webcam and they laughed even more.
try it out if you're on a lame mood :p
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

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These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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hahahaha! 5 stars! Brillient!

"do you have a webcam?"

Bahahaha!! *wipes tear*. Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish i had that kind of wit.
 
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"aye" haha.. nah i dont make it sound that way
i didnt even say it in english since im clubbing in sweden :)
but say "hey" or something hehe
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Brilliant stuff! Keep it up my man!
 
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You could put a patch on your eye and call them a wench...that usually goes over pretty good. :D
 
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Originally posted by Fender
Lmao, sorry, i don't get it!:eek: :confused:
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i asked them if anyone could send the song on msn.. the song that the DJ (discjockey) played in the club :)
 
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Lol!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
 
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If he was a pirate the chicks would be trying to pick HIM up.
 
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It's funny because it's blatant piracy and offsets social norms. Eg. sending mp3 to him.

I guess it'll only work in certain circles, but remember kids, if you come off as funny, everything is funny.
 
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Flabbergasped? said:
How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
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404 personality not found lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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when im in a silly mood i high five everybody
 
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Being a pirate works great for chicks. When I sarge I always put on my best eye patch and hook hand... heh seriously though, pickup lines are kind of dumb, just do stuff on the spot, "hello" works as good as anything and you can get into more complex lines after you start talking to her.
 
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I don't get it. How is this funny?
 
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Erm, that seriously wouldn't work anywhere but a computer convention.
 
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