“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Funny club pickup line

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Yeah pickup lines are ghey :) but this one is lame and funny and it works even in girls in group.
"aye can anyone of you send me this song on msn? (or yahoo)"

then i asked the bytch if she has a webcam and they laughed even more.
try it out if you're on a lame mood :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hahahaha! 5 stars! Brillient!

"do you have a webcam?"

Bahahaha!! *wipes tear*. Where do you come up with this stuff? I wish i had that kind of wit.
 
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"aye" haha.. nah i dont make it sound that way
i didnt even say it in english since im clubbing in sweden :)
but say "hey" or something hehe
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Brilliant stuff! Keep it up my man!
 
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You could put a patch on your eye and call them a wench...that usually goes over pretty good. :D
 
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Originally posted by Fender
Lmao, sorry, i don't get it!:eek: :confused:
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i asked them if anyone could send the song on msn.. the song that the DJ (discjockey) played in the club :)
 
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Lol!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
 
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If he was a pirate the chicks would be trying to pick HIM up.
 
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It's funny because it's blatant piracy and offsets social norms. Eg. sending mp3 to him.

I guess it'll only work in certain circles, but remember kids, if you come off as funny, everything is funny.
 
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Flabbergasped? said:
How is that a pickup line? I don't get the joke. Sorry, I'm not very internet savvy, but how is having a webcam or sending a song over MSN funny?
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404 personality not found lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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when im in a silly mood i high five everybody
 
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Being a pirate works great for chicks. When I sarge I always put on my best eye patch and hook hand... heh seriously though, pickup lines are kind of dumb, just do stuff on the spot, "hello" works as good as anything and you can get into more complex lines after you start talking to her.
 
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I don't get it. How is this funny?
 
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Erm, that seriously wouldn't work anywhere but a computer convention.
 
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