"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funniest sh!t I've seen in a looong time!

KarmaSutra

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Chick I work with turned me onto this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

No sh!t, I squirted hot coffee outta my nose watching this. I thought JT was a phony ass, no talent Backseat Boy until I watched this. It's funny how opinions change when someone makes you laugh.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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STR8UP

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Haha, yea, a friend sent me that awhile back. Classic.

Here's another good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE

BTW Karma....have you seen the new video clip on my business myspace page? Strippers+beer+video camera= GOOD TIMES
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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yungahdubz

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Yeah jariel i agree. I'm from the uk and didn't find any of those funny :rolleyes:
 
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