"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funniest sh!t I've seen in a looong time!

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Chick I work with turned me onto this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

No sh!t, I squirted hot coffee outta my nose watching this. I thought JT was a phony ass, no talent Backseat Boy until I watched this. It's funny how opinions change when someone makes you laugh.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Haha, yea, a friend sent me that awhile back. Classic.

Here's another good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE

BTW Karma....have you seen the new video clip on my business myspace page? Strippers+beer+video camera= GOOD TIMES
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Yeah jariel i agree. I'm from the uk and didn't find any of those funny :rolleyes:
 
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