"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funniest sh!t I've seen in a looong time!

KarmaSutra

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Chick I work with turned me onto this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

No sh!t, I squirted hot coffee outta my nose watching this. I thought JT was a phony ass, no talent Backseat Boy until I watched this. It's funny how opinions change when someone makes you laugh.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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STR8UP

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Haha, yea, a friend sent me that awhile back. Classic.

Here's another good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE

BTW Karma....have you seen the new video clip on my business myspace page? Strippers+beer+video camera= GOOD TIMES
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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yungahdubz

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Yeah jariel i agree. I'm from the uk and didn't find any of those funny :rolleyes:
 
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