"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funniest sh!t I've seen in a looong time!

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Chick I work with turned me onto this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

No sh!t, I squirted hot coffee outta my nose watching this. I thought JT was a phony ass, no talent Backseat Boy until I watched this. It's funny how opinions change when someone makes you laugh.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Haha, yea, a friend sent me that awhile back. Classic.

Here's another good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE

BTW Karma....have you seen the new video clip on my business myspace page? Strippers+beer+video camera= GOOD TIMES
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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Yeah jariel i agree. I'm from the uk and didn't find any of those funny :rolleyes:
 
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