Fuk buddy gone wrong.

[Maeisgood]

I had this fuk buddy the last month of college last year. I wanted to make her my girlfriend but the distance and time apart made that hard. Her friends told me she liked me. She drove 3 hours to come see me and we messed around but I didn't feel like having sex.

Now college has begun again and she's found a new guy. I really want to talk to her because I want to know what went wrong and I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me. I tried to get her to come talk to me but she didn't. I can't tell what the hell is going on.

Getting over the one-itis is like having the flu. All that can be done is let it take its course. How can I get her to divulge what had happened and to give me back my property?

 

[KarmaSutra]

Go fvck yourself troll.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me.

If any of this were actual I would hope this new guy would dump the splooge from "your" condoms on your fvcking ricebowl, c0cksucker.

 

[Maeisgood]

1. These were unused still in the box.
2. Say something productive, or go wank off.

I'm trying to figure out what happened so I may learn from it. I don't know what your purpose is. If you want a fight, then go play pokemon or whatever you're into. Don't pick arguements on a message board. I can't think there's much sadder than message board fights.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Damn Karma why u think he is a troll? Im not saying he is or isnt but this doesnt sound like a troll thread, although the wanting to get your condoms back seems kinda like no biggie, well unless you gave her like 10 boxes and **** lmao

*edit* woo 400th post

 

[Kings_royalty]

Never thought I would see condom one-itis.

 

[qweretyuiopas]

Never thought I would see condom one-itis.

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