"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Fuk buddy gone wrong.

Maeisgood

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I had this fuk buddy the last month of college last year. I wanted to make her my girlfriend but the distance and time apart made that hard. Her friends told me she liked me. She drove 3 hours to come see me and we messed around but I didn't feel like having sex.

Now college has begun again and she's found a new guy. I really want to talk to her because I want to know what went wrong and I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me. I tried to get her to come talk to me but she didn't. I can't tell what the hell is going on.

Getting over the one-itis is like having the flu. All that can be done is let it take its course. How can I get her to divulge what had happened and to give me back my property?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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KarmaSutra

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Maeisgood said:
I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me.

If any of this were actual I would hope this new guy would dump the splooge from "your" condoms on your fvcking ricebowl, c0cksucker.
 

Maeisgood

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1. These were unused still in the box.
2. Say something productive, or go wank off.

I'm trying to figure out what happened so I may learn from it. I don't know what your purpose is. If you want a fight, then go play pokemon or whatever you're into. Don't pick arguements on a message board. I can't think there's much sadder than message board fights.
 

qweretyuiopas

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Damn Karma why u think he is a troll? Im not saying he is or isnt but this doesnt sound like a troll thread, although the wanting to get your condoms back seems kinda like no biggie, well unless you gave her like 10 boxes and **** lmao

*edit* woo 400th post
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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