"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Fuk buddy gone wrong.

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I had this fuk buddy the last month of college last year. I wanted to make her my girlfriend but the distance and time apart made that hard. Her friends told me she liked me. She drove 3 hours to come see me and we messed around but I didn't feel like having sex.

Now college has begun again and she's found a new guy. I really want to talk to her because I want to know what went wrong and I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me. I tried to get her to come talk to me but she didn't. I can't tell what the hell is going on.

Getting over the one-itis is like having the flu. All that can be done is let it take its course. How can I get her to divulge what had happened and to give me back my property?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Maeisgood said:
I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me.
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If any of this were actual I would hope this new guy would dump the splooge from "your" condoms on your fvcking ricebowl, c0cksucker.
 
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1. These were unused still in the box.
2. Say something productive, or go wank off.

I'm trying to figure out what happened so I may learn from it. I don't know what your purpose is. If you want a fight, then go play pokemon or whatever you're into. Don't pick arguements on a message board. I can't think there's much sadder than message board fights.
 
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Damn Karma why u think he is a troll? Im not saying he is or isnt but this doesnt sound like a troll thread, although the wanting to get your condoms back seems kinda like no biggie, well unless you gave her like 10 boxes and **** lmao

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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