"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fuk buddy gone wrong.

Maeisgood

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I had this fuk buddy the last month of college last year. I wanted to make her my girlfriend but the distance and time apart made that hard. Her friends told me she liked me. She drove 3 hours to come see me and we messed around but I didn't feel like having sex.

Now college has begun again and she's found a new guy. I really want to talk to her because I want to know what went wrong and I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me. I tried to get her to come talk to me but she didn't. I can't tell what the hell is going on.

Getting over the one-itis is like having the flu. All that can be done is let it take its course. How can I get her to divulge what had happened and to give me back my property?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KarmaSutra

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Maeisgood said:
I want my condoms back so bad. It'd really hurt to know that some other guy was using my own condoms against me.

If any of this were actual I would hope this new guy would dump the splooge from "your" condoms on your fvcking ricebowl, c0cksucker.
 

Maeisgood

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1. These were unused still in the box.
2. Say something productive, or go wank off.

I'm trying to figure out what happened so I may learn from it. I don't know what your purpose is. If you want a fight, then go play pokemon or whatever you're into. Don't pick arguements on a message board. I can't think there's much sadder than message board fights.
 

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Damn Karma why u think he is a troll? Im not saying he is or isnt but this doesnt sound like a troll thread, although the wanting to get your condoms back seems kinda like no biggie, well unless you gave her like 10 boxes and **** lmao

*edit* woo 400th post
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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