blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Tell her that she's an ugly old bag and that you want nothing to do with her.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Friends mom putting the moves on me
- Thread starter flippinfreak
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Make her buy you stuff. That's what I'd do.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Alright, I've come to a conclusion
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
Well what I'd do.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Kalel21
Don Juan
So your telling me that your **** buddies and her mom wants her pipes undrained. Why not arrange a 3some? 
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."So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
EMBARASE HER, just make sure you let your little buddy know just before you do it.....
avoid her???
avoid her???
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
I hate clingers... OLD clingers are the worst... oh yeah how about having some old senile UG fattie molest you at an hospital when your in the bed and cant get away?!?!?!
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...