blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Tell her that she's an ugly old bag and that you want nothing to do with her.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Friends mom putting the moves on me
- Thread starter flippinfreak
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Make her buy you stuff. That's what I'd do.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Alright, I've come to a conclusion
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
Well what I'd do.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Kalel21
Don Juan
So your telling me that your **** buddies and her mom wants her pipes undrained. Why not arrange a 3some? 
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."She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
EMBARASE HER, just make sure you let your little buddy know just before you do it.....
avoid her???
avoid her???
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
I hate clingers... OLD clingers are the worst... oh yeah how about having some old senile UG fattie molest you at an hospital when your in the bed and cant get away?!?!?!
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...