blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Tell her that she's an ugly old bag and that you want nothing to do with her.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Friends mom putting the moves on me
- Thread starter flippinfreak
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Make her buy you stuff. That's what I'd do.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Alright, I've come to a conclusion
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
Well what I'd do.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Kalel21
Don Juan
So your telling me that your **** buddies and her mom wants her pipes undrained. Why not arrange a 3some? 
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."She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
EMBARASE HER, just make sure you let your little buddy know just before you do it.....
avoid her???
avoid her???
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
I hate clingers... OLD clingers are the worst... oh yeah how about having some old senile UG fattie molest you at an hospital when your in the bed and cant get away?!?!?!
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...