blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Tell her that she's an ugly old bag and that you want nothing to do with her.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Friends mom putting the moves on me
- Thread starter flippinfreak
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Make her buy you stuff. That's what I'd do.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Alright, I've come to a conclusion
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
Well what I'd do.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Kalel21
Don Juan
So your telling me that your **** buddies and her mom wants her pipes undrained. Why not arrange a 3some? 
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."Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
EMBARASE HER, just make sure you let your little buddy know just before you do it.....
avoid her???
avoid her???
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
I hate clingers... OLD clingers are the worst... oh yeah how about having some old senile UG fattie molest you at an hospital when your in the bed and cant get away?!?!?!
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...