"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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friend likes my g/f

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So here's the background...
My friend and I both liked this girl and he asked her out first. She LJBFed him and when I asked her out she said yes.
Flash forward a few months...
Now the girl is my g/f and my friend has his own girlfriend. But I'm pretty sure he still likes her and is still trying to get her. He always wants to hang out with us two and hangs around her way more than his own girlfriend. He constantly tries to set up double dates for us but when I refuse and my girl can't go either, he cancels on his own date.
She and I were going out for coffee after school and he "coincidentally" ran into there pretending to be all surprised that she was there.
So to summarize, my friend has basically become my girlfriends "stalker" and all the deceptive actions he takes is getting me pissed off. If I confront him, he'll definately deny it since there's no solid proof and since my girlfriend is friends with him, she seems oblivious to his sneakiness.
Maybe this is just jealousy kicking in or maybe I'm just being AFC. If I confront my g/f about this she may or may not see it as my being insecure and all but if I just keep letting this happen, it's gonna annoy me to death because he keeps trying to get involved with the two of us (her mostly). So my fellow DJ's, what would you recommend for a situation like this?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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mikel

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Trust your girlfriend, she said no to him and yes too you. Just look over it until it becomes a real problem or she mentions something about it to you.

That being said, if my friend got with some girl I wanted bad then I would just have to hold off my feelings cause that is your bro and most girls aren't going to be around for you forever.
 

DJ Alejandro

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you should at least tell him to be a friend and leave you two alone for some quality time together. friend or stalker, he's gonna get the point that you're quite pissed off.
 

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if hes coming in your way of a lay (also known as a ****blocking) then tell him to stop. Otherwise if you know your not going to get laid by this chick, but want her as social proof or for the occasional macking, try not to have a oneitus over her.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WrEcKLeSS2000

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First off....Bros before hoes...He should respect the fact that she is YOUR girl now, and find his own girls to go out with...If he doesn't and is still trying to make moves on her...Sounds like he really isn't YOUR friend.
 

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He doesnt sound like too much of a friend. but dont worry about it dude. If you really are worried about your friend getting your girl (which I dont think you are), then you shouldnt be, because your friend sounds like a real AFC
 
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