"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Freshman chick+dance coming up

The Shocker

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Hey, what's up dudes, had a question that I hope you guys could help me figure out...

Our Sadie Hawkins dance is coming up in a few weeks, and this one freshman chick I know likes me MAY ask me...I'm a junior, so it is a little bit weird. Another thing is she had a crush on one of my friends earlier this year (and he liked her too, just didn't ask her out because she's a frosh).

I don't know her THAT well to say that I really like her, though she is somewhat enjoyable to be around. She's okay-looking, about a 6...

If she has the balls to ask me, do you think I should say yes? If not, I was thinking about playing poker with some buddies that night anyway, so how should I go about letting her down with the poker excuse (exact words)?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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SenorSuave

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Well, if you do let her down, you just have to say that you've already made plans for that night. Simple as that.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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I'd rather dance then play poker (for if she asks you). Unless you're playing for money, which could be interesting and maybe even fun =P
 

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He said the chick's a six though. On my scale six isn't achieving much
 

The Shocker

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True dat, Senor. And to Grand Wizzard, yes it's for real money, has been a lot of fun the last few times we have done it...But I don't know how many people won't show because they're going to the dance.

Whatever...we'll see if she actually has the balls to ask me at all, and how she'll go about it...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Patrick124

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2 years older and a u think a 6 is exceptable?
get out of here. lol jk, but F that S. raise ur bar bro, this aint limbo, the lower the # the worse, go big or go home alone.
 

The Shocker

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lol @ patrick...Thanks.
 
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