"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Freshman chick+dance coming up

The Shocker

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Hey, what's up dudes, had a question that I hope you guys could help me figure out...

Our Sadie Hawkins dance is coming up in a few weeks, and this one freshman chick I know likes me MAY ask me...I'm a junior, so it is a little bit weird. Another thing is she had a crush on one of my friends earlier this year (and he liked her too, just didn't ask her out because she's a frosh).

I don't know her THAT well to say that I really like her, though she is somewhat enjoyable to be around. She's okay-looking, about a 6...

If she has the balls to ask me, do you think I should say yes? If not, I was thinking about playing poker with some buddies that night anyway, so how should I go about letting her down with the poker excuse (exact words)?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SenorSuave

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Well, if you do let her down, you just have to say that you've already made plans for that night. Simple as that.
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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I'd rather dance then play poker (for if she asks you). Unless you're playing for money, which could be interesting and maybe even fun =P
 

SenorSuave

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He said the chick's a six though. On my scale six isn't achieving much
 

The Shocker

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True dat, Senor. And to Grand Wizzard, yes it's for real money, has been a lot of fun the last few times we have done it...But I don't know how many people won't show because they're going to the dance.

Whatever...we'll see if she actually has the balls to ask me at all, and how she'll go about it...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Patrick124

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2 years older and a u think a 6 is exceptable?
get out of here. lol jk, but F that S. raise ur bar bro, this aint limbo, the lower the # the worse, go big or go home alone.
 

The Shocker

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lol @ patrick...Thanks.
 
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