Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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FR: The bytch farted.

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Dont lower your standards....thats all i can say.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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blinkwatt said:
Use this to your advantage,blackmail her. No girl wants anyone to know that she farted. I smell a free lunch,courtesy of her.
I allready hinted something which I am not proud of when I answered Angelus question. :nervous:

To all those who have come out as captain save-a-farting-ho . . .

Everyone farts, but everyone craps too. Even smiling can be out of order in some situations.
. . . I mean... come on! :crazy:
 

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SamePendo said:
You get the idea.

She farted.

I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!

The ***** farted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:crackup:
 

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Did she raise her right leg just before she farted and strain really hard ?
Did she go "ahhh, that was a good one", afterwards ?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:
 

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She farted.

I could not ****ing believe it. I mean, it was like an alien walked by, I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed. But it slowly sunk ito me... the bytch farted!!!

Still in awe, I said something by the lines of "well.. too bad it didn't work, maybe some other time we'll watch a movie". Giving a hint of her to go.

The ***** farted.
jokes man, jokes

It happens sometimes, I usually poke fun abit, then its a cake walk ;)
 

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SnowBlind77 said:
one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:
It's called a '***** fart', happens when you push air up there.

On another note, I fvcking hate it when GFs become that comfortable around me that they feel like they can fart, burp, wear no make up around me. My current GF is at that point and it pisses me off to no end. Looks like I need to take some action so she doesn't grow too comfortable. I don't expect much from b!tches -just that they suck my c*ck, look pretty around me and keep their fvcking mouths shut! Is that too much to ask!?

/rant
 
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