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Master Don Juan
Dont lower your standards....thats all i can say.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FR: The bytch farted.
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
I allready hinted something which I am not proud of when I answered Angelus question. :nervous:blinkwatt said:
To all those who have come out as captain save-a-farting-ho . . .
. . . I mean... come on! :crazy:
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Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:crackup:SamePendo said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
SnowBlind77
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one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:
Quiksilver
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jokes man, jokes
It happens sometimes, I usually poke fun abit, then its a cake walk
erickcalix
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:crackup:
Centaurion
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It's called a '***** fart', happens when you push air up there.SnowBlind77 said:
On another note, I fvcking hate it when GFs become that comfortable around me that they feel like they can fart, burp, wear no make up around me. My current GF is at that point and it pisses me off to no end. Looks like I need to take some action so she doesn't grow too comfortable. I don't expect much from b!tches -just that they suck my c*ck, look pretty around me and keep their fvcking mouths shut! Is that too much to ask!?
/rant