Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Dont lower your standards....thats all i can say.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
FR: The bytch farted.
- Thread starter SamePendo
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I allready hinted something which I am not proud of when I answered Angelus question. :nervous:blinkwatt said:
To all those who have come out as captain save-a-farting-ho . . .
. . . I mean... come on! :crazy:
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Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:crackup:SamePendo said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
SnowBlind77
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one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:
Quiksilver
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jokes man, jokes
It happens sometimes, I usually poke fun abit, then its a cake walk
erickcalix
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Centaurion
Master Don Juan
It's called a '***** fart', happens when you push air up there.SnowBlind77 said:
On another note, I fvcking hate it when GFs become that comfortable around me that they feel like they can fart, burp, wear no make up around me. My current GF is at that point and it pisses me off to no end. Looks like I need to take some action so she doesn't grow too comfortable. I don't expect much from b!tches -just that they suck my c*ck, look pretty around me and keep their fvcking mouths shut! Is that too much to ask!?
/rant