Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
Dont lower your standards....thats all i can say.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
FR: The bytch farted.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I allready hinted something which I am not proud of when I answered Angelus question. :nervous:blinkwatt said:
To all those who have come out as captain save-a-farting-ho . . .
. . . I mean... come on! :crazy:
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Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:crackup:SamePendo said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
SnowBlind77
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one time i was F****** a chick doggystyle, and everytime i pulled out, she would fart (and it wasnt anal) i thought it was ****in wierd.....every happen to anyonie else?:nervous:
Quiksilver
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jokes man, jokes
It happens sometimes, I usually poke fun abit, then its a cake walk
erickcalix
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:crackup:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
It's called a '***** fart', happens when you push air up there.SnowBlind77 said:
On another note, I fvcking hate it when GFs become that comfortable around me that they feel like they can fart, burp, wear no make up around me. My current GF is at that point and it pisses me off to no end. Looks like I need to take some action so she doesn't grow too comfortable. I don't expect much from b!tches -just that they suck my c*ck, look pretty around me and keep their fvcking mouths shut! Is that too much to ask!?
/rant