bbestar
Banned
your wing looks like that dood in forest gump and apollo 13, that guy with no legs
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
A 9?!pic # 11 is the best one to me
i give her a 9
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hey Bro, I feel honored to be quoted, but I got that quote from the movie "Booty Call" so I can't take credit for it.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
great field report
the hat looked more like one of those pimp hats than a cowboy hat
soon as i clicked on the pic i thought the dude is sorta dressed like a pimp. the chicks are gunna love that :woo:
another thing i really liked about your field report was your attitude
easy come easy go. you got your game working and the women are chasing you
C O N F I D E N T
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote : Derek Flint
“I'd have that azz bouncing up and down like a low-rider in a Dr. Dre music video.”
I'm really sorry for stealing that expression, with a twist thoughOriginally posted by Teen Spirit
Nice post and all that...
...but what the hell is up with this guy?
http://asnphoto.smugmug.com/gallery/684749/2/45453999/Large
That's the funniest expression I've ever seen.![]()
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
with pic, and of this caliber, YES THEY ARE RARE.Originally posted by wolfie
... unless FRs are so rare here that it needs to be![]()