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Banned
your wing looks like that dood in forest gump and apollo 13, that guy with no legs
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
A 9?!pic # 11 is the best one to me
i give her a 9
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hey Bro, I feel honored to be quoted, but I got that quote from the movie "Booty Call" so I can't take credit for it.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
great field report
the hat looked more like one of those pimp hats than a cowboy hat
soon as i clicked on the pic i thought the dude is sorta dressed like a pimp. the chicks are gunna love that :woo:
another thing i really liked about your field report was your attitude
easy come easy go. you got your game working and the women are chasing you
C O N F I D E N T
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote : Derek Flint
“I'd have that azz bouncing up and down like a low-rider in a Dr. Dre music video.”
I'm really sorry for stealing that expression, with a twist thoughOriginally posted by Teen Spirit
Nice post and all that...
...but what the hell is up with this guy?
http://asnphoto.smugmug.com/gallery/684749/2/45453999/Large
That's the funniest expression I've ever seen.![]()
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
with pic, and of this caliber, YES THEY ARE RARE.Originally posted by wolfie
... unless FRs are so rare here that it needs to be![]()