bbestar
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your wing looks like that dood in forest gump and apollo 13, that guy with no legs
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
FR: Nov22 - Sarged "topanga" from Boy meets world. - pics included
- Thread starter syncmaster
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
Ahaha thats one of my wings! He's a really cool guy. Hes 23 and the girls are 25 and 28. It was the 28yo's birthday. The one he's not pointing his tongue at. He doesn't post on sosuave or masf but the guy knows his stuff.
Thanks for all the positive comments and ESPECIALLY the sticky! Thats wicked cool!
I'm picking up a "mad hatter" hat from alice in wonderland, an "indian cheif" hat like the one the village ppl had and i'm wearing a santa hat next time i go out. This hat thing works well.
I'll be going out w/ Mitch again (crazy tongue guy) on Sat and hopefully our entourage will be there again.
As shezz puts it...
SARGE ON!
Thanks for all the positive comments and ESPECIALLY the sticky! Thats wicked cool!
I'm picking up a "mad hatter" hat from alice in wonderland, an "indian cheif" hat like the one the village ppl had and i'm wearing a santa hat next time i go out. This hat thing works well.
I'll be going out w/ Mitch again (crazy tongue guy) on Sat and hopefully our entourage will be there again.
As shezz puts it...
SARGE ON!
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
ROFL!!!! OMG - I love the owl shot! Out of all the pics they chose that one? Gimme a break - I have MUCH better looking girls than that.
too funny
too funny
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
JC Jerkson is the OWL a higher level of MAVEC ?
what would happen if i combined the O RLY OWL level 7 MAVEC technique with The George McFly backshot ?
would women jump me ? or would the bouncers tackle me ?
Quote: Don Pablo
” The George McFly backshot has gotten me laid so many times its not even funny. Too bad my friends are all beat up. “
Lost In Translation
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MAVEC it's not a skill... it's a way of life
what would happen if i combined the O RLY OWL level 7 MAVEC technique with The George McFly backshot ?
would women jump me ? or would the bouncers tackle me ?
Quote: Don Pablo
” The George McFly backshot has gotten me laid so many times its not even funny. Too bad my friends are all beat up. “
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP
MAVEC it's not a skill... it's a way of life
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
as soon as i saw the picture i thought "MAVEC JEDI MASTER!!!"
look closely at his eyes
http://asnphoto.smugmug.com/gallery/684749/2/45453999/Large
not too close or you might be hypnotised
( like the girl on the left we can see in a trance )
his eyes are pulling the time and space fabric from the sides of the photo into the middle of the photo
he may also be doing his imitation of a Raptor in the Jurassic Park movies
best "crazy eyes" since Eddie Griffin in the movie : The New Guy
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
look closely at his eyes
http://asnphoto.smugmug.com/gallery/684749/2/45453999/Large
not too close or you might be hypnotised
( like the girl on the left we can see in a trance )
his eyes are pulling the time and space fabric from the sides of the photo into the middle of the photo
he may also be doing his imitation of a Raptor in the Jurassic Park movies
best "crazy eyes" since Eddie Griffin in the movie : The New Guy
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
gongxia649
Don Juan
pic # 11 is the best one to me
i give her a 9
i give her a 9
penkitten
Master Don Juan
neither of those chicks look like topanga
they are much prettier
they are much prettier
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
Meh.
LOL
Now I see why so many of you guys are rating girls 8s and 9s all the time.
You guys think those girls were hot?
I wouldn't give either girl a score over 5. My opinion.
That's a 9?!
Wow, she's a 6.5, maybe.
Takes nothing away from this thread, good job, but still, come on.
Now I see why so many of you guys are rating girls 8s and 9s all the time.
You guys think those girls were hot?
I wouldn't give either girl a score over 5. My opinion.
A 9?!
That's a 9?!
Wow, she's a 6.5, maybe.
Takes nothing away from this thread, good job, but still, come on.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Derek Flint
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Hey Bro, I feel honored to be quoted, but I got that quote from the movie "Booty Call" so I can't take credit for it.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
great field report
the hat looked more like one of those pimp hats than a cowboy hat
soon as i clicked on the pic i thought the dude is sorta dressed like a pimp. the chicks are gunna love that :woo:
another thing i really liked about your field report was your attitude
easy come easy go. you got your game working and the women are chasing you
C O N F I D E N T
Lost In Translation
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Quote : Derek Flint
“I'd have that azz bouncing up and down like a low-rider in a Dr. Dre music video.”
Lost In Translation
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drdre
Derek Flint
Hey Bro, I feel honored to be quoted, but I got that quote from the movie "Booty Call" so I can't take credit for it.
i downloaded the music video : STILL D.R.E - Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg from bit torrent
http://www.raphustle.com/datracker/index.php?idx=order&cat=1
100 hot chicks dancing in front of 100 bouncing low riders
best music video ever !
Lost In Translation
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“Stay awake...because the name of the game is to put you to sleep , and the next part is to keep you asleep” – Chuck D
Derek Flint
Hey Bro, I feel honored to be quoted, but I got that quote from the movie "Booty Call" so I can't take credit for it.
i downloaded the music video : STILL D.R.E - Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg from bit torrent
http://www.raphustle.com/datracker/index.php?idx=order&cat=1
100 hot chicks dancing in front of 100 bouncing low riders
best music video ever !
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
“Stay awake...because the name of the game is to put you to sleep , and the next part is to keep you asleep” – Chuck D
I'm really sorry for stealing that expression, with a twist thoughOriginally posted by Teen Spirit
Nice post and all that...
...but what the hell is up with this guy?
http://asnphoto.smugmug.com/gallery/684749/2/45453999/Large
That's the funniest expression I've ever seen.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/HPIM0608.jpg
While we are at it:
At a party with club like music going on. Spotted the hottest girl from my class sitting kinda alone by herself for a momment. Grab my friend's camera and went directly to her when our eyes meet I put up my hands like dancing without saying anything. Then sit down next to her, tell her that Im gonna take a picture, put my hand around her and *click*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/HPIM0617.jpg
then she asked to see the picture showed her that, then I told her one more and *click* again,
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/gSQUYrb/HPIM0618.jpg
Got a long way to go before I can screw her, or go out with her, but still, this is a small success
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Chemistry
Master Don Juan
LOL... unstick this...
I saw the title and though you had actually sarged Topanga not some low class, hardly looks like her lookalike, lol... I figured that was why it was stuck because you sarged a celeb...
Your game was cool anyway... good to see people actually putting in the practical hours and not just failing miserably, trying to learn at their PC alone...
Wouldn't wear that hat personally, but it communicates a confidence... by wearing something which brings attention to you and may be perceived as cool by at least a few it shows you're comfortable with being noticed... I mean, I've got some fur jacket which I picked up when I was in Rome and you don't see ANYBODY in that kinda **** besides maybe Puff Daddy at an awards show, lol... its a bit outlandish but the amount of attention I get from women when I'm out in it, and the compliments I get sent my way from guys, it just shows...
I saw the title and though you had actually sarged Topanga not some low class, hardly looks like her lookalike, lol... I figured that was why it was stuck because you sarged a celeb...
Your game was cool anyway... good to see people actually putting in the practical hours and not just failing miserably, trying to learn at their PC alone...
Wouldn't wear that hat personally, but it communicates a confidence... by wearing something which brings attention to you and may be perceived as cool by at least a few it shows you're comfortable with being noticed... I mean, I've got some fur jacket which I picked up when I was in Rome and you don't see ANYBODY in that kinda **** besides maybe Puff Daddy at an awards show, lol... its a bit outlandish but the amount of attention I get from women when I'm out in it, and the compliments I get sent my way from guys, it just shows...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
with pic, and of this caliber, YES THEY ARE RARE.Originally posted by wolfie
... unless FRs are so rare here that it needs to be
other then Shez, i don't see too many people doint it. One of the reasons field reports forum faild.
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The brunette is a hb 6
the blonde is a hb8
anyways sounds like you had a awesome time. to bad my nights arent like that.
the blonde is a hb8
anyways sounds like you had a awesome time. to bad my nights arent like that.